Republicans Forgot All About Ronald Reagan…Just Like Ronald Reagan
Quick! Find one of your Republican friends! Do it quick! Ask them what issues are important to them. Did you ask them? Yes? Then let me tell you what your card is. They support lower taxes and a...
View ArticleF You In The A, Sincerely The 1 Percent
Double You Tee Eff America! What is going on and how did it get this bad? Not since Rodney King met the business end of a billy club have we seen the police this out of control. Not since the Vancouver...
View ArticleThese Boots Are Made For Walker
Are you ready boots? Scott Walker’s boots are ready. Who is Scott Walker? Well he’s not just another ugly face and one of these days he’s gonna walk all over you. There is a huge debate that has been...
View ArticleI, Romney
So the Presidential election is just around the corner …and no one seems to care that much anymore. Why? Probably because that Tijuana Donkey show known as the Republican Primary is over. The...
View ArticleIf A Liar Lies In The Forrest Does It Become True
Riddle me this. When is a lie not a lie? No, this isn’t the sort of thing that has to do with a nun a rabbi and Tom Cruise and no, this isn’t something you can just google and find the answer to. So...
View ArticleAyatollah 6-5000
What the hell is an Ayatollah and where can I get one? I can’t seem to find it in the app store so what the F is it? It sounds like a Caribbean cruise ship. Well I googled it…not as fun as a cruise...
View ArticleBuy A Sports Car, Not A Gun
Hey fellas, got a small cock? Then I would like to interest you in a sports car. Not your thing? Then I would plead with you to do our society a favor and find some other way to compensate for your...
View ArticleTea Baggery
What can you say about a group of conservative Christians who name their political movement after a gay sex act? Yeah…a lot. And in case you were going to say…hey, straight people can tea bag...
View ArticleNo Government, No Democracy, No Service
Remember that movie, 28 Days Later, where that guy wakes up from a comma to find that society had collapsed at the hands of a horde of mindless zombies in search of flesh? Yeah, that’s sort of what...
View ArticleCall Liam Neeson, The Internet Is About To Be Taken
A couple of months ago a billionaire douche bag by the name of Sheldon Adelson held a little get together at his lavish casino hotel in Las Vegas. What was the occasion? Oh he was selecting the next...
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